Pigeons
Ok, so every city has it's fair share of winged rats, but nowhere else on earth have I seen them quite so diseased and malformed. Everywhere I turn there are hordes of feathered vermin, staggering around blindly on twisted one-toed feet, feeding off cigarette butts and vomit.
No window screens
I get the reasons why most buildings in the UK don't have air conditioning; summers never used to be this warm; it's too expensive retro-fitting old homes; it's bad for the environment; blah, blah, blah. But if that means keeping the windows open most of the summer, wouldn't it be logical to install screens; if only to prevent every insect in the country from biting you, drinking your blood, and laying eggs in your face while you sleep?
Graffiti
Whilst walking by the river a few days ago we saw a sign over a footbridge which declared 'Bridge closed for repairs due to vandalism'. This was clearly a futile enterrpise, seeing as the sign announcing the planned clean up was itself already covered in graffiti. It's everywhere; on walls, bus stops, garage doors, the sides of houses, even homeless people (OK, I made that last one up). It's so prevalent that I think it's almost invisible to Londoners now.
Something I do still miss though........
A decent pint
American. Beer. Is. Rubbish.
2 comments:
Come on, you know our insects are far too polite to bite.
But your average house fly will happily vomit on your food, which, if anything, is a better reason to have screens.
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