I found the following helpful advice today written on the side of a box of Weight Watchers ice cream bars:
"This product, when extremely cold, may stick to warm lips or tongue. Allow to warm slightly before eating"
Something is wrong, deeply and irrevocably wrong when consumers need instructions on how to eat an ice cream bar. Stop the world, I want to get off.
2 comments:
Did you notice that as you were eating the whole box?
Only my firm opposition to censorship stopped me from deleting that fatuous comment
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